Message 0: "Rest_in_peace." 

Message 1: "Rest_In_Pieces."

Message 2: "R.I.P." 

Message 3: "We_weren't_sure_who_this_was,_but_we_buried_him_here_anyway."

Message 4: "I_made_an_ash_of_myself."

Message 5: "Here_lies_Alice._Ended_up_a_big_'ole_pile_of_them_bones."

Message 6: "Soon_ripe._Soon_rotten._Soon_gone._But_not_forgotten."

Message 7: ..._All_it_says_is:_"Momento_Morti."... 
Message 8: Something_was_added_under_that:_"You_can_still_repsawn_though."

Message 9: "Do_not_disturb."

Message 10: "</Life>"

Message 11: "Damn_you_idiots!_I_asked_to_be_cremated!"

Message 12: "Hey,_from_this_angle_I_can_see_right_up_your_trouser_leg."

Message 13: "Gone_Fishin'."

Message 14: "Finally,_a_small_plot_of_land_to_call_my_own."

Message 15: "Vacant."
